Bob's Evaluation

This is way random, but I can't really think of anything else to post so this is what ya get:)

Bob's Evaluation
1   Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2   hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
3   wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4   thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
5   finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6   measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7   breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8   vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9   knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be classed as
10  an asset employee, the type which cannot be
11  dispensed with. Consequently, I recommend that Bob be
12  promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today.  Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.